Ok, every few years I look at WordPress’ list of search terms and phrases that got readers to our site (Crux Sola). Its 11PM, and I am bored, so this should be fun. I will show the phrase that was searched on Google, and then I will respond to it (as if I am helping the searcher).
What are the resources behind the gospel of john
ANSWER: move your gospel of john book on the shelf and see if there is something behind it.
Four views of Adam
ANSWER: headshot, candid, mugshot, and…Heisman pose.
Why Jesus Willimon
ANSWER: What Willimon’s mother said to him as a boy when he was in trouble
Should you get a phd in biblical studies
ANSWER: Buy my book. But no.
What Bible scholars affirm evolution
ANSWER: Tough to answer because they’re always changing (bud-dum-dum-chi!)
Simply Jesus Spark Notes
Did the Romans Say Caesar is Lord
ANSWER: Probably not in English. (Sorry, not in American English)
Nijay Guptay blog
ANSWER: (….) (eye-roll)
ANSWER: Any royalties would be “brill”!
How to get a phd no study
ANSWER: Read some bad monographs and work your way backwards in the author’s life
What do bible college professors make
ANSWER: Very articulate applications for supplementary income jobs
I want to be a theology professor
ANSWER: Google is not Siri. You know that, right?
Pool of lamprey eels
ANSWER: How in the world would that get you here….oh, wait, see here.